Aching to Pupate

Femme, feisty, feminist, finding it harder to alliterate than I expected. Twenty-something, vegan, queer, sex- and body-positive, book-loving, Jewish, kinky almost-college graduate. My feminism is intersectional or it isn't worth shit. Directing my life marginally better than a butterfly in a hurricane.

I'm kinda in love with my best friend.

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disturbmymind:

‘which vegetable wears the strap-on’ is what they’re asking. the answer is all the vegetables.

Mae Martin :D

I’m not heterophobic or anything 

firstladysexyfineass:

I just wish straight people wouldnt make out in public

I don’t care about your orientation I just don’t want to see your pda

Keep it in the bed room

doctorwho:

spacespectrum:

wetceleryandeggwhisk:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

atomicchickenfluff:

that moment when the doctor has an inside joke with himself

And then he was waiting to hear Rose laugh, but when he didn’t, he remembered that she was trapped on a parallel world where he could never reach her, and in this moment, he died a little on the inside cause no one got it and Rose is still not there with him.

it was funny up until comment above mentioned rose

everything is sad again

Go in the corner and think about what you’ve done. All of you.

lizclimo:

honey badger don’t care 

I just made the best reaction face. 

dommesticgod:

“Condescending Max Goof”. 

Except you are a liar because you made this like seven hours before you posted it :P

justthinkingaboutcatsagain:

You baptize dead Jews.

lol best response. Also he put “to a happy new year” which is a toast rather than just putting “happy new year” — but he also doesn’t drink. Fail.

jtotheizzoe:

Meet Sarcastic Mars Rover, now on Twitter, doing a science all over your everything.

justinrampage:

Travel posters are great and all, but why go to a far off land when you can be lazy!? Caldwell Tanner’s group of such posters caters to us online junkies.

Blasting around on the internet, video games, at home and watching television is paradise!

Travel Posters for Lazy People by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)

Via: College Humor

justinrampage:

It will be a great Valentine’s Day, as long as you stick with old Lando. Patrick McQuade’s rad 4 1/4” x 5 1/2” Star Wars card is now on sale at Etsy!

“Lando Calrissian, the sexy Baron Administrator of Cloud City has a message for your Valentine. “You’ve Lando’ed in My Heart” Guaranteed to make any Star Wars fan’s heart un-carbonite/melt.”

Valentine’s Day Lando Calrissian Card by Patrick McQuade (Twitter)

Via: mysteriousbiscuit

thedailywhat:

Photo of the Day: Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton stands next to NBA legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who has just been appointed global cultural ambassador on behalf of the State Department.

[ap via photoblog / h/t: @alex_ogle.]

This could be either very successful or hilarious. Or possibly both.

doctorwho:

Sherlock and Doctor Who: Here’s The Difference

jintsuri:

valeria2067:

lucindasaxon:

theneverendingdrums:

click-to-open:

valeria2067:

Here’s the Difference:

The Doctor Who photo features a tall, slender, rather alien genius-boy running alongside a medical professional who is smitten with him.

The Sherlock photo……..Oh. OH.

Yes, but Sherlock has a long coat which billows out behind him when he runs.

The Doctor just ha-

…

Oh.

Never mind.

Yes but Sherlock wears tight fitting suits and is smarter than your average human.

The Doctor’s just—

Riiight….

Yes, but in Doctor Who, the medical companion risks death in an attempt to save the lead character from the clutches of an evil, psychotic genius.

Wheras in Sherlock…. um…….  Oh..

Yeah, but the Doctor Who companion jumps on board to help the lead even though she knows almost nothing about him and trusts him to solve their current problem that wasn’t even an issue until he arrived.

While In Sherlock… huh.

justinrampage:

Jabba the Hut, with help from his motivational posters, is “determined” to get in shape! Vincent Bocognani’s new shirt design is up for vote now at Threadless.

Related Rampages: Work of the Genius | Ice Planet (More)

Determination by Vincent Bocognani / vintz (Threadless)

-gigglesnort-

deadcthulhuwaitsdreaming:

Oh Han. You’re so dreaaaammmmyyyy

So in love with Harrison Ford. Cannot decide if I love him more as Indie or Han. Sensitive White Girl Problems.