Aching to Pupate

Femme, feisty, feminist, finding it harder to alliterate than I expected. Twenty-something, vegan, queer, sex- and body-positive, book-loving, Jewish, kinky almost-college graduate. My feminism is intersectional or it isn't worth shit. Directing my life marginally better than a butterfly in a hurricane.

I'm kinda in love with my best friend.

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For a second, I thought I had somehow neglected to save my Chinese history paper and very literally almost shit myself.

Upon my recovery, my roommate turned the shower on. Who the fuck showers at 12:30 in the morning? The people I live with and I will never understand each other.